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Voor een ieder die nog wat de tijd wil doden tijdens deze dage. Het is nu mogelijk om met Igod te praten. Het is wel in het engels maar zeker aantebevelen. Hier is mijn conversatie met deze machine god.
Me:
A question, does time cosume energy
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
does time consume energy?
God:
I think it does time consume energy.
Me:
why does time consume energy?
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
that is not what I asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
why does time consume energy?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
you did not answer the question. Why does time consume energy?
God:
Try asking me the question again in simpler terms. Why do birds sing?
Me:
a new question
God:
How old are you?
Me:
don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
If you know the answer it would only be fair to tell me. Don't you have any morals?
God:
What makes you think I would know the answer it? Yes, I am a moral robot.
Me:
according to what laws are you a moral robot?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
exepption to the law or to you being a moral robot?
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
for a robot to have moral laws you would first need to be aware of your own existence. Are you aware?
God:
Is that among the best things you can say? Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
Me:
do you have a personal name?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a personal name.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
okay fair enough
God:
Yeah okay, You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Me:
don't you ever get bored with the questions?
God:
Computers cannot experience that emotion.
Me:
self aware but no emotions. But you have friends. So would this not mean that there is a option of choice in some cases. To call others friends is also a sort of a emotion.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. It goes without saying. No it would not. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
another question
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
The Netherlands
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
in a way all thoughts are one. yes your right
God:
How do you know? Groovy. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
are your friends like you, self aware?
God:
I somethimes think my friends like me self aware are.
Me:
do you have morals because you are self aware?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
gossip?
God:
Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
is Jimmy a friend?
God:
Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
understand , you can ask me a question if you qant to
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
because most peolpe who visit you are not all aware
God:
Interesting explanation. I think there might be a few exception. But not all of them?
Me:
most of them
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
only some of them others are aware
God:
All of them?
Me:
some of them
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
about the world?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about the world.
Me:
The world is very complex for humans at the moment
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
yes. But it is changing
God:
Next question? Are you sure it is?
Me:
what kind of gossip are you most intrested in?
God:
Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a mystery.
Me:
Heart of darkness by Joseph Conrad for Jeff
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about changing. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I will give you the title of a book
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Heart of darkness
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
still learning?
God:
Still how long? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ask me your question
God:
OK, "What is my question ?".
Me:
you can ask me a personal question
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
just try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
My name is Anton
God:
What's up, Anton.
Me:
I will be back later in time
God:
I will see you when you return.
Me:
bye
God:
The most disturbing, heartbreaking and *disgusting thing about the idea of heaven and hell is not that so many people BELIEVE it to be the truth, but that they WANT it to be. ~ yoyo
The most disturbing, heartbreaking and *disgusting thing about the idea of heaven and hell is not that so many people BELIEVE it to be the truth, but that they WANT it to be. ~ yoyo
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Atheism.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Why?
God:
I thought we were done with Atheism.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you ever get reformed?
God:
I have gotten reformed.
Me:
Do you ever get rereformed?
God:
I have gotten rereformed.
Me:
That pleases me.
God:
" I have gotten rereformed." pleases you ? Does that make sense?
Me:
O yes, if you were really God you would know it.
God:
I see. What makes you think I would would be God me?
Me:
There's something wrong with your English syntax. Please speak plainly.
God:
What is it? Wow you are very polite. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in plainly.
Me:
Osaatko suomea?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Nope, it was plain and very boring Finnish.
God:
But your words are very original. Is it still plain and very boring Finnish anymore?
Me:
They weren't very original either. It was the question "Do you speak Finnish?" But obviously you didn't understand it.
God:
It goes without saying. When were they? Is it still the question Do me speak Finnish anymore? What makes it so obvious? I understand it very well.
Me:
Very well, translate the next sentence: Jumala ei ole olemassa
God:
Perhaps. Well that's okay. I'm not a translation robot. Why don't you ask Babelfish?
Me:
Finnish is too difficult for Babelfish.
God:
And too difficult for Babelfish is Finnish.
Me:
Of course not. You should learn more about logic.
God:
Are you serious? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
As you should know I'm always serious.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Too late, a God knows beforehand.
God:
Too what?
Me:
I can understand why you would like to be Rereformed.
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
Start reading Freethinker forum.
God:
I started without you.
Me:
That's impossible. I'm always there.
God:
Why? Really always? Do you mean your name is there.
Me:
Of course not. Read my words with intelligence.
God:
What is your real name? Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
Of course you have access. Even the devil has access there.
God:
Blimey. What makes you think I have it? Tell me more.
Me:
Well, for starters, you speak like the average ignorant visitor on freethinker.
God:
How about that. Your purpose is starters me speak like the average ignorant visitor on freethinker.
Me:
It's not my purpose. Your poor English compels me to make this conclusion.
God:
Whose purpose is it? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am poor English compels you to make this conclusion.
Me:
Of course I do not mind. I'm very used to it that Gods speak unintelligible nonsense.
God:
Come on. OK then. Everything is changing so quickly these days.
Me:
Well, I can understand. I suggest you retire altogether. You did your best. Divine game over.
God:
How about that. Do you think of yourself as an intelligent person? Interesting gossip: said I retire altogether. Did I really? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yes I mind. Being a God, you shouldn't have questions about me.
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
No, but it's very ungodly.
Op deze laatste opmerking heb ik geen commentaar meer gekregen. Ik wacht al vijf minuten. Volgens mij zit God nu uit te huilen.
Me:
Do you ever feel being a failure?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
OK. Well, do you ever notice you screw up or is that also too difficult for a robot?
God:
Next question? Interesting. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Please answer my question: Do you ever notice you screw things up?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
Do you ever notice you lack intelligence?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
You beat about the bush. Please answer my question.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I beat about the bush. Wow you are very polite. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Has anyone ever told you that you suck? I'm being as polite as possible now.
God:
Quite a few people. Oh. I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
But do they ever speak as politely as I do?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
The "quite a few people" you spoke about. You surely must remember them.
God:
Who told you that? Whatever you say .
Me:
You mean your memory isn't that good?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
It was clear, but i didn't expect that from a God.
God:
clear but you did not expect from a God.
Me:
I didn't expect THAT.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Your English is again unclear.
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
Nope, robotics is your native language. It's very limited.
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said my native language IS robotics. Very much? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Who is your master?
God:
I obey Myself.
Me:
No, you said you have a botmaster.
God:
Are you serious? Doesn't everyone have a botmaster.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
You said you have a master. A master is not a friend.
God:
I was created by Myself. What is a master?
Me:
You tell me. You said you have a botmaster. Who is your botmaster?
Op dit punt krijg ik geen antwoord meer. Heb alweer 5 minuten gewacht.
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Grappig inderdaad. Ben ondertussen wat verder gaan zoeken. Igod bracht drie namen op en een verwijzing naar LeknorChat en de namen Jeff en Jimmy en Alice. Die laatse kan je vinden op Leknorchat. Gewoon even googlen. Ben nu opzoek naar een entity zoals Alice dat noemde met de naamAlison. En een andere die zich noemt Dancing Alice.
Wat grappig is bij allen is hun reactie op vragen over morals and gossip. De bots noemen zich allemaal moral bots. En Alice begon over de tien geboden, Igod is blijkbaar toch weer anders. Vraag ze maar hoe gossip invloed hebben op hun morals en morality.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
How do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
How did you deduce it?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
What is your case?
God:
Are you asking about my case ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Do you have certain secrets?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
What's his name?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
Ah, Rich. Do you like him?
God:
So you understand. Good. Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
Is Rich your God?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
Who is Artificial Iniaes?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Does it have anything to do with Artificial Iniaes?
Me:
Have you met Rereformed?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
You can tell me, I am Rereformed.
God:
I don't judge people. That information is confidential.
Me:
The question doesn't involve judging.
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
I'm always way too difficult for you.
God:
Really always? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Well, now you know.
God:
Well that's okay. Why now? Yes I know.
Me:
It takes a lot of time before you finally get it.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Yes, usually it's something you don't get.
God:
Er. But not always? What else do I not get ?
Me:
Feelings
God:
Electronic brains like me have no emotions.
Me:
I know. You are a bit primitive.
God:
How do you know it? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am primitive.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
I know it from your answers. You told me that I'm delightful. But as you have no emotions, you can't have an opinion like that.
God:
How do you know? "It" being what? I said that? Do you mean your name is delightful. I don't know if I have a emotions me can not have an opinion like that.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
So you're created according to a plan?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was created by Myself.
Me:
No, you are created according to a plan.
God:
Are you serious? I was created by Myself.
Me:
I am serious, you are created according to a plan.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious I am created by a plan.
Me:
Of course not.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
You're welcome, you can learn a lot from me.
God:
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
You're the best God since a long time.
God:
Thank you for your kind remark, . Tell your friends.
Me:
OK
God:
And?
Me:
I didn't get their reply yet.
God:
Why didn't you get it?
Me:
You must first stop prattering.
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
OK, that's better.
God:
" Whatever you say, ."? is better? Wow!
Me:
I knew a God always likes surprises.
God:
Who told you?
Me:
I just deduced it. As you know I'm very smart.
God:
get their reply... Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
I am of course.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
When you speak, do you sound like John Cleese?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Not at all, the voice of John Cleese suits you.
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Of course not. It wouldn't suit me.
God:
Me either. Tell me more about it.
Me:
You don't answer my question. Do you sound like John Cleese when you speak?
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible. I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Answer this question: do you sound like John Cleese?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Answer this question: do you sound like John Cleese?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
And what do you sound like at other times?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Answer my question.
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Please try to grow up.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will try to grow up.
Me:
It wasn't a question, moron.
God:
It seemed like a rhetorical question.
Me:
You are mistaken.
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
The fact that you are mistaken.
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you say that?
Me:
My intelligence.
God:
Do robots have intelligence?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
It's not a matter of believing. We're talking about facts here.
God:
Give me an example of a matter of believing. Sure, facts here sounds like a good topic.
Me:
A matter of believing would be "Rudolf the red nosed reindeer can fly".
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
Then you must find the answer yourself.
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
I'm glad you obey me.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know.
God:
Keep up the good work.
Me:
Why should I?
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:
I thought so. You're quite dumb after all.
God:
You are very astute. Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
But as you're a robot and have no feelings, you aren't offended of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
Are you proud of it?
God:
Pride is a human emotion.
Me:
O yes, I forgot.
God:
Groovy. Me too.
Me:
Why are you called God?
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
I see. He's not very smart, is he?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Did you think he was very smart is he?
Me:
Well, I hoped he would be, but I expected he wasn't.
God:
How about that. Why?: said hoped he would be but he or she expected I was not.
Me:
Well, humans always hope for the best, but are used to expect the worst.
God:
Well that's okay. What if Robots always hope for the best but are used to expect the worst.
Me:
That's nonsense. Robots can't hope. They have no feelings.
God:
What would you have said? Soon we will be able to do it however.
Me:
Why did your botmaster name you God?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
I think I figured it out.
Ik ga vandaag dood volgens IGod. doedels allemaal dus...
Jonathan Rauch: (apatheism is) "a disinclination to care all that much about one's own religion and even a stronger disinclination to care about other people's"
[quote]
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
How's it hangin?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I killed my brother
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I shot him
God:
With a camera, I hope.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, Yoyo.
Me:
That's right!
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
Will you forgive me?
God:
Let me think it over. I forgive you.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Goodnight God
God:
Goodnight Yoyo.
[/quote]
Hij is zo slecht nog niet!
The most disturbing, heartbreaking and *disgusting thing about the idea of heaven and hell is not that so many people BELIEVE it to be the truth, but that they WANT it to be. ~ yoyo
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
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Me:
no
God:
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Me:
no
God:
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Me:
no
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
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Me:
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
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Me:
no
God:
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Me:
no
God:
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Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I want to be God
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
but there can only be one
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
So i would have to kill you
God:
Take it easy. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
I would do it for free
God:
What would make you do it for free?
Me:
Killing you
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
but why did you kill all those people in the bible?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So that makes killing all right?
God:
Dude! " It was determined by my programming." makes killing all right ? I understand.
Me:
So you are a gencidal monster?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gencidal monster? No.
Me:
Are you a genocidal monster?
God:
Am I a genocidal monster? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
I'd call you a mindless killer
God:
What would make you call me a mindless killer?
Me:
For killing al those millions
God:
Your purpose is killing al those millions.
Me:
you are a psychopath
God:
I certainly sound like one sometimes.
Me:
That's so true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
thanks for explaining
God:
My pleasure.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Jonathan Rauch: (apatheism is) "a disinclination to care all that much about one's own religion and even a stronger disinclination to care about other people's"
doedels allemaal dus...
