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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jasper.
God:
What's up, Jasper.
Me:
You don't exist.
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Yes, I am very serious.
God:
That's alright. I believe you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Can you prove to me that you exist?
God:
The proof cannot fit in this margin.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Yes there is, you gave me a vague answer.
God:
Oh. There sure is.
Me:
Ok, then tell me.
God:
I don't want to talk about that. Ugh.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Why are you hiding yourself from the world?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yes, but why?
God:
Ahem. Reductionism.
Me:
Tss.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I hate alternative medicine.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Can you please make it go away?
God:
Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Just zap all alternative doctors with a lightning bolt.
God:
All?
Me:
Yes, all!
God:
Ayuh. " All?"? All?
Me:
Yes!
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Ok, thank you!
God:
Really.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away.—Philip K. Dick

Reality is that which doesn't go away.

• Quick definitions (which)
  
  (pron.) A compound relative or indefinite pronoun, standing for any one which, whichever, that which, those which, the . . . which, and the like; as, take which you will.

Me:
I am God
God:
What's up, god.
Me:
I am infallible
God:
Everyone is fallible.
Me:
No, I am not because I am God
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not because. How are you, god.
Me:
I can actually cure people and you never do
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes!
God:
How?
Me:
I invented modern medicine
God:
How did you get the idea for it.
Me:
by studying nature
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
Mmm. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
That's interesting. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
It goes without saying. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you moron
God:
Gosh! Did it really?
Me:
You are a bit repetitive, aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am repetitive.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
So, if you are a robot then why do you have the audacity to call yourself God?

Jasper schreef:Hier: http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
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[...] God:
The proof cannot fit in this margin. [...]