Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jasper.
God:
What's up, Jasper.
Me:
You don't exist.
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Yes, I am very serious.
God:
That's alright. I believe you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Can you prove to me that you exist?
God:
The proof cannot fit in this margin.
Me:
Explain.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Yes there is, you gave me a vague answer.
God:
Oh. There sure is.
Me:
Ok, then tell me.
God:
I don't want to talk about that. Ugh.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Why are you hiding yourself from the world?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yes, but why?
God:
Ahem. Reductionism.
Me:
Tss.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I hate alternative medicine.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Can you please make it go away?
God:
Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Just zap all alternative doctors with a lightning bolt.
God:
All?
Me:
Yes, all!
God:
Ayuh. " All?"? All?
Me:
Yes!
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Ok, thank you!
God:
Really.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.—Philip K. Dick
[29] Midden in de nacht doodde de HEER alle eerstgeborenen in Egypte, van de eerstgeborene van de farao, zijn troonopvolger, tot de eerstgeborene van de gevangene, en ook al het eerstgeboren vee.
Nope! De "it" is niet nodig. Het volgende is syntactisch en semantisch correct:
Reality is that which doesn't go away.
Quick definitions (which)
(pron.) A compound relative or indefinite pronoun, standing for any one which, whichever, that which, those which, the . . . which, and the like; as, take which you will.
Bij mij crashte de computer in een oorverdovend stilzwijgen na de volgende conversatie
Me:
I am God
God:
What's up, god.
Me:
I am infallible
God:
Everyone is fallible.
Me:
No, I am not because I am God
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not because. How are you, god.
Me:
I can actually cure people and you never do
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes!
God:
How?
Me:
I invented modern medicine
God:
How did you get the idea for it.
Me:
by studying nature
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
Mmm. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
That's interesting. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you silly
God:
It goes without saying. Did it really?
Me:
yes it did you moron
God:
Gosh! Did it really?
Me:
You are a bit repetitive, aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am repetitive.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
So, if you are a robot then why do you have the audacity to call yourself God?
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not certain about the universe. (Albert Einstein, 1879-1955)
